Упражнения на словарный запас по теме "Air travel"

Johnny was making his first plane flight. The plane was up about 5,000 metres when the pilot sent it into a nose dive; it was headed straight for the city below. Pulling out of the dive, the pilot turned to Johnny and laughed:
"I bet fifty per cent of those people down there thought we were going to crash."
"Yes," said Johnny, "and I'll bet fifty per cent of the people up here thought so, too."

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Air Hostess: "You'll have to change twice, in Frankfurt and in New York, before you get to Los Angeles."
Hick From The Country: "Goodness me! And I've only brought the clothes I'm standing up in!"