Упражнения на словарный запас по теме "Post office and telep

A lady had just purchased a postage stamp: "Must I stick it on myself?" she asked.
"Definitely not, madam," replied the postal clerk. "It will accomplish more if you stick it on the envelope."

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Teacher (answering the telephone): "You say Johnnie Black has a bad cold and can't come to school? Who is this speaking?"
Voice: "This is my father."