Упражнения на словарный запас по теме "Sea travel"

Sailor. "My word, but I'm thirsty"
Steward: "Wait a minute and I'll bring you some water."
Sailor. "I said thirsty, not dirty."

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A sailor's enlistment in the navy expired. A friend asked him what he thought of the sea.
"Just this much," he said. "I'm going to put an oar over my shoulder and start walking inland — and I'm going to keep on walking and walking and walking until someone stops me and asks: 'What's that thing you've got over your shoulder?' Then I'm going to settle down right there until I die."